Zhang Ziyi's ass: the best editorial *ever*!

There's a couple things that the Chinese do better than anyone else in the world: Chinese food (obviously), wire-fu movies and action ballads involving guns and babies (that is, until Shoot 'Em Up comes out). With a recent op-ed writen up on Memoirs of a Geisha, it's time to add crazy editorials to the last.
"What?", you say, "How can Chinese editorials be better than the malicious rants of angry Americans?" Simple, the writer pontificates about the ass of Zhang Ziyi and how it affects China. Rumour has it that Zhang Ziyi's ass will play a prominant role in the upcoming Oscar bait Memoirs of a Geisha during a sex scene with Japanese actor Ken Wanatabe. And this has cased a rucus. From the editorial (which is ace!)

This time, it was movie star Zhang Ziyi's turn to represent the face of the Chinese people. Zhang Ziyi takes off her pants and shows her big white butt. This was just perfect for them to issue condemnations, as if Zhang Ziyi's but represents the face of the Chinese.

Let us look at what Shi Changqing wrote:

She is not being screwed by just one Japanese person, for she is being screwed by every Japanese person! She is not the only person to be screwed by the Japanese people, for every Chinese person is being screwed by the Japanese people! She let shame fall on the Chinese people! How could such a person deserve to be a Chinese?

After reading those words, I became super-dispirited. How did all the Chinese people get screwed by all the Japanese people? If you think that Zhang Ziyi's butt can represent your face, then I do not object to that. But could you please not bring the entire Chinese population into this! When I read your words, I did not feel screwed by the Japanese people; instead I thought that you were screwing me when you decided to use Zhang Ziyi's butt to represent my face as well as the face of all the Chinese people. Why do you want to screw the Chinese people?

I, for one, am not keen on screwing the Chinese people. But if the chance is given, I'd definately screw her "big white butt".
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